Kate Middleton…er, Prince William’s new wife…er, the Duchess of Cambridge, etc, etc….has declared she wants to be just a “regular RAF housewife” for the first two years of marriage. I mean, can’t we just forget that she just had one of the most expensive and most televised/watched weddings in history? Who cares if she just married the future King of England? And also the fact that’s she’s almost 30 and hasn’t figured out what she wants to do with her life yet? What causes she wants to support? If she gets pregnant does she really expect the world to just look the other way? C’mon, Kate! You knew the job was dangerous when you took it! Don’t back peddle now!
- Pass the mints, please!
- Sticks and Stones